first of all, how dare you
please turn on the audio for this
He pulled off an entire one sided conversation.
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom